My own sonnet... written by Ian Lim

I thought I would share this special sonnet especially written by Ian Lim Wei. It is both beautiful and hilarious at the same time. So whether you read it with tears of joy or pull your hair with laughter, the choice is yours. So here it is, the sonnet by Ian Lim Wei. Enjoy....

Shall i compare you to a pumpkin pie?
Your flour is whiter than my very-fair skin,
Your cream is divine,
It makes llamas cry

And to eat the cherries would be a sin.
You are big and deep and wide like my feet
And the pumpkins used are big and juicy
Even Daryl Ho can't compare to it

And the eggs! the eggs are simply floozy
Sean moans while eating them while he sees the
Eric scream while choking on the pumpkins
Kenny yells as he gets eaten by the
Daryl Lim who's eaten a whole chikin

But enough of this nonsense, you're superb
And this poem doesn't end with a verb

Ian Lim Wei


Disclaimer: If you find this sonnet offensive and wish to exact the proverbial pound of flesh, please direct your vehemence to Ian Lim Wei who as you know is seated at the back of 3-09 classroom.