Following Tim's most recent revelation on his fear of scary movies and unpleasant dreams, I thought it would be appropriate to do likewise and share with all of you my fear of toilet bowls. Call it paranoia if you wish, but I dare say everyone is afraid of something so there is probably someone out there who has more ridiculous fears than mine.
Firstly, let me say that it is discomforting sitting on a toilet bowl worrying that a sinister sewer monster may spring up from the deep and grab my rear end. I am sure many of you share the same reservation since you cant probably see what's going on down there while you are happily perched up there.
To a lesser degree, even if there is no chance a supernatural being would snatch you away to its watery lair, there is always that possibility that you may get stuck in the toilet bowl. Then your mom and dad have to call the civil defence force to come prise you from the mercy seat. Think of the embarassment that would cause when newspaper headline the day after reads "Boy stuck in toilet bowl" with your face with all your glory featured prominently on the front page. Talk about being undignified.
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