Interesting Questions for the day

I was invited to my guitar class friend to his house for lunch today. He is only 14 by the way. His mom invited two other couples who are their friends from church. Here are some of the stuff I thought was amusing...

Question 1
A guest asks my 14-year old friend, referring to me
"Is this your classmate?"

Question 2
Right after I shared that I was Singaporean....
"You are very dark, you must be an indonesian or from Thailand?"

Question 3
When they found out I am Malay and Christian..... need I answer this?
"Are your parents upset that you are a Christian?

Questin 4
Right after I explained that I was teaching at ACSI in the IP program
"IC. So you are teaching the International BacaCLORET. It's a certificate from France now popular in Canada..."

Question 5
While I was on the way out of the condominium side-gate, someone wanted to get in..
"Is this the door?"

Favourite lunch over-the-table conversation topics
Roach infestation and tips on how to find their nest

Kill lizards using double-sided tape

Lizards, cockroaches and ants are part of the household ecosystem... so dont kill lizards who eat flies.

A 4-year old thinking like an 8 year old has IQ of 200

You can grow taller by running because your joints become looser